Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Man at work????????

An orthodox south Indian family sends their only daughter to abroad after many hardships. And she seems to have forgotten her parents back home
The following is an imaginary telephonic conversation between a father (at deadbed) and his daughter:

Ring tone : Tring Tring....

Daughter: (Picks up mobile phone sharing the bed with her boyfriend) Helo Appa! (tone very submissive) what happened ? calling this hour.

Father: Chellam (meaning sweet heart) The doctors have set a deadline for my life Please come immediately (he's crying)

Daughter: Appa! Appa! What you are saying ? Nothing will happen to you Appa! Pray to god ! Nothing bad will happen to you.

Father: No NO my child you should come home immediately (suddenly connection gets disrupted call it as a technical glitch or daughter did it intentionally , Ram Jaane)

Daughter: (After placing the phone) Come on honey! let's see our . work that old man can't understand our times!

At the doorstep a board is placed saying "man at work".................

Monday, December 7, 2009

very funny analysze

Big corporporations are cutting their budgets to tide over the current economic meltdown. If the similar things are followed domestically, we are labelled as stingy. I don't know the reason. Being simple is always beautiful.

Look at Dubai, over ambitious not bothered about the impending economical collapse it went ahead with mega projects... see its current status even Big brother Abu Dabhi is having a second thought in undertaking its Entire debts.

Tough time always provides an opportunity to identify a true friend. Henceforth, never curse any adverse conditions.

Likewise, many developed nations across the globe discouraged the habit of savings . On the other hand, the government encouraged its people to spend their lives on debts.
The result pushing millions into the debt quagmire.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Having mistresses .......

This tendency is arising due to "give-me-more" urge . Stinking rich men want to flaunt their wealth go for this kind of relationship. Hence, they address their target audience (yes! we do have a sizable group in the society who craves for this kind of relationship at times, when the relation gets soured, they intimidate their male partner here relation is not seen as a male's "releasing point" but as a "fleecing point" from a woman's point of view to articulate on this subject watch tamil film "chinna veedu"). Basically, all these issues should be addressed with a counselor not you municipal councilor (otherwise,your "mistresses" and your spouse as well,will be eloped with your "area councilor". After all, this relationship is gauged on male's net worthiness).

Come on ! everyone has a breaking point don't you fall into the trap of temptation.

At times, withdraw yourself

When everything goes alright we completely immerse ourselves into the affair. That is the root cause of all problems.While enjoying the situation as it is we should withdraw from the situation take an aerial view of the situation . If one practice this , god forbids, any calamity strikes that person would stay like a solid rock. In other words, nothing will affect him in fact, he will affect everything around him.

Choose the middle path as advocated by lord Buddha.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Feign adulation

There is no recognition for originality. We rush to give recognition for false appearance. That is the power of illusion(maya) which wraps the issue with its web. Man's thinking ability is crippled the moment his desire takes the frontstage. We just jump into the situation before thorughlly analyzing the after effect. For a few moment of so-called "joy" one should not pawn one's life. The accomplishment of a desire cannot make us satisfied. If the desire gets fulfilled another desire pops up. On the other hand, an unfulfilled desire guarantees another birth. So, one has to tread carefully because afterall, life is full of traps.


All good things appear bad and vice versa. CHOICE IS YOURS..........

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Forgetting is a problem

Every human life is woven with relationships. We forge relationship depending upon our tastes. It could be based on emotional , economical, physical or mental compatabilities. It is always a difficult to have a long lasting relations. Ultimately, we would be having a few relations of that kind. But, it is very easy to snap the relations at a smack of the finger. As I said earlier entire universe function is based on attractions and repulsions. Same thing happen to human beings but,we can't decipher our each and every action. We crave for a particular thing, after some time we start disliking that "very" product/object.

Sometimes, parted relations could trigger a lifelong animosity. We tend to develop an ill feeling towards the parted member. One has to forget about the past chart one's course for the future. It is easy to preach, actually, one should experience the pangs inflicted by the parted person. But, the best thing would be to forget it........

Add "spice" to your life

Making confession is a good thing . But, not at the cost of happiness. Suppose, you are writing an autobiography nobody would be interested in reading a book on a simpleton life. Before you pen a book on your life make sure you've attained a stage of a celebrity. In reality, nobody likes straight forwardness. Hence, you better think something which would ultimately, push up your book sales. Even if there is none in your life,don't worry, come out with something "spicy". There is always a seperate audience for "sleazy" content. Inside every human being, there is a habitat for voyeurism.