Economic Meltdown: Mooching is catching up

The current economic meltdown sweeping across the US and the European countries has made the people to differentiate people from want and necessity there was a time people tend to splurge in whatever way they want even their governments encouraged the people do so. Those who avoid away this practice were taunted and humiliated . Nowadays, people find it difficult to pay the regular bills as a result, they have cut down their unwanted expenses now, they use their rationale before buying a product t buy or not to buy. With the situation worsening day by day they even mooching to understand it under Indian parlance ------OC---.
Here are a few steps to excel in moochings:
visit your neighbor house only at the time of dinner so that you can also join them by which you are cutting down the costs of LPG vegetables and the provisions of the month.
(Never make a group visit then the host will play truant)
Cut down your monthly newspaper expenses by reading it in neighbor's place or in the local library.
Avoid school van services by asking your child to befriend as many in your locality.
Befriend the incumbent of the temples,churches, community hall so that the whole family can have a full square meal (watch out this space because this is a festival season.
Instead of buying clothes in the boutiques better check out hand -me-down sales in your locality so that one can save expenses on the clothing.
By strictly following this principles you can not only beat the recession but also, the nearest niggard by a huge margin.....strict mooching also reciprocated by way of SMOOCHING in the night...