Thursday, January 22, 2009

Its all how u listen


The students created an absolute confusion inside the class room. They deliberately bunked the class meant for their board exam. Thus leading to the frustration among the teaching staff. In order to "pep up" the class atmosphere and enforce a discipline the teachers had a brainstorming. Ultimately, they came up with the idea.
They informed the students that there will be a class on sex.......... before completing the sentence the students started dancing , shouting etc. On D-Day, the class had a full attendance the students were maintaining pin drop silence. ( The atmosphere suggested that the dogs awaiting a meaty feast)
At the inaugural session a sanyasi was asked to handle the class. The students got surprised " why a renounced person came to talk on a carnal pleasure". The sanyasi proceeded with the topic why one should refrain from having sex. He elucidated with mythological references and asked the students to maintain a celibate state . At the end of the session, students got agitated thinking that the sanyasi can only talk in that style.
Then came the sexologist . This time the students expected some "steamy" experiences to be shared by the Doctor. Some even anticipated "audio-video demonstration". On the contrary, he talked about how not to have sex and its ill-effects on immoral sex. He was talking ST D's elaborately creating a psychosis on the minds of the students about sex. This time students got angry with the administration what really happened why they were to made to get "screwed up" by attending this "preachy" session?
This time the principal came (presumably, the concluding session) he warned about the immoral behavior among the students community and he talked about how one could lose their future for a few moments of pleasure. He listed out the punishments and fine . He even cited penal provision of the law and ended the session.Literally, the students lost their cool and dared the principal to ask a few questions. One student asked" you said there will be a class on sex". No, principal said. "We only said there will be a sex education class but you pupils didn't allow us to complete the sentence". That's why it is said to practice patience to become a successful one in life. Listen first then put forward your ideas just jumping the gun won't really solve the problems.

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